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You may order one or several “Ask Mega Genius^SM” options at the same time. However, upon receipt of your order, our Customer Service Department will remind you that each “Ask Mega Genius^SM” option that you purchased is valid for one question only. Consequently, if you purchase just one option, but then submit multiple questions instead, it will invalidate and delay the process.

Within just a few hours of placing your order, you will be given a special e-mail address to use, and also a reference number for each “Ask Mega Genius^SM“ option that you bought. You must include that number in the “reference” or “subject line” of your e-mail when you send your question to Mega Genius^SM, as each reference number will work for only one e-mail submission to him . Your question will then be handled in strict confidence, and you will receive a personal reply directly from Mega Genius^SM, “The Man with the Perfect IQ ™.”

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